Dear Academy,

I know that you have really been working hard to try and save face after leaving Ben Affleck out of the director nominations… I bet the results weren’t super comforting.

And wow! I adore Jennifer Lawrence and think she is super talented and all. Loved her sweet little movie, but…


This is where I have to ask the Academy: Did you see Amour? Because SHE was the best actress.

Pretty much agreed with everything else…

Except the host.

And the jaws theme song…

And the “tires” that looked like spoon spokes.

I’ll stop now.

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