those drama lessons paid off…
as well as her mother’s Twilight obsession:
Act 1, Scene 1:
Genny as Bella: I know what you are.
Genny as Edward: Say it. *pause dramatically* Out loud.
Genny as Bella: A Vvvvvampire.
Genny as Edward: As if you could stop me. (Shouting)
As if you could out run me. (Runs around room clumsily)
As if you could fight me off. (Dramatically pulls invisible tree from living room.)
Genny changes expression to a more gentle one.
Genny as Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Genny as Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Genny as Edward: what a sick and infested lion.
Flash to death scene:
Genny as Bella: (*writhing on ground, jerking.) Ugh! I forgot to go cross eyed.
Genny as Carlisle: Stop it, Edward. You are killing her.
Genny as Edward: (*sucking her own wrist over dramatically, making gurgling sounds.)
My promise to you: A video of this later this week or early next week.
Sad fact: She’s only seen it once and out acted Kristin Stewart…
Another fact, less sad: We haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I still have tears on my cheek.