This letter is for a J name that I can actually stand behind, because J, you know how much I love…
In fact, I don’t even know what to say to you, there is just so much.
You, you are excitement…
You are adventure… Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame.
You, my dear, are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Thanks for being the rockin’est element of my youthful years…
Rainy Day in May... 
Is that Jem from Barbie and the Rockers? Oh, my heck…that takes me back.
My Dad — who I visited only on weekends — used to tape Jem for me all week while I was at school so I'd have five brand new episodes to watch on Friday night. Good times. And where have all the good cartoons gone anyway?